Me at Prom '98
Isn't that cute? Me as a baby.
Me and the cat
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Ok, my real name is Marty, but I like to go by Mau or Martini. I'm 18, a guy! I love music as well as many other things. I am going to hit the road and basically just go somewhere and find a job. I was going to go to Arizona State but I need to take a year off and work and pay the $13,000 I have in the red zone. However, I was in a car accident a few weeks ago and the other guy's insurance is paying off some of that debt. Too bad though, because I really like cars... Really nice and exotic cars. I just got a scanner and I got pictures of my totaled Beretta. Anyway, and In case you're wondering, I'm not majoring in music because the only thing I can do with a degree in music is teach. I want to perform and I don't need a degree to do that. Those are my two specialties. I play the trumpet.
Other instruments I play are guitar, bass, drums, trombone, baritone, piano, harmonica, the jaw harp, and I sing too. One of these days, I'm going to be able to play every instrument I can get my hands on and set a world record. So that's where YOU can help out. If you have an old instrument that's not listed above, I'll buy it from you and learn how to play it. If you have something in mind, email me here. I compose my own music too, and you can listen to them yourself by downloading them from here. I can also send you a tape of my music. I won't charge you anything but the cost of the blank tape, and postage, I'll record it for you for free. Or better yet, give me your number (women only please, I don't like singing to guys) and I'll call you and sing you a song over the phone.
I'd like to give a special shoutout to all my friends, some I've just met, some I've known for years, but they all mean something to me: Shayna, Stacy, Kacy, Kiel, Kyle, Alva, Blake, Kenji, Brad, Amy, Jamie, Lisa, Jenn, Ben, Vanessa, Marina, Brooke, Jessica, Lenzi, Jaime, Janet, Tash, Michelle, Allison, Traci, Shannon, Chantal, and Stephanie. If I left anyone out, I'm sorry, just email me and I'll be sure to add you to the list. Now if you want to get to know me REAL good, see what my horoscope has to say here.
This is the best way to hear my music, so submit your name and phone number and let me call you and sing you a song. Just fill out the
info and send it to me and I'll sing to you over the phone. And don't worry about me spamming your name or anything. I'm the
only one that will ever see this info.
Me and my cheezy smile
One of my senior pics.
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That's it. Hey, if you know me and your not picture is not up here and you'd like it to be, then email me and we'll fix it quickly.